Bank of Dick
A "financial institution" dedicated to confidence, certainty, and the appearance of expertise.
About Bank of Dick
Bank of Dick is a small, satirical project exploring financial language, institutional confidence, and the strange rituals of money culture.
It is written from the perspective of people who believe:
- wealth is a personality trait
- reassurance is a product
- certainty is something you can sell
The articles in Insights are intentionally exaggerated.
They are not financial advice.
They are a character study.
If you’ve ever felt the subtle pressure of professional certainty — the kind that sounds expensive, even when it says nothing — you already understand the premise.
Bank of Dick is not here to help.
It is here to sound like it is.