About - Bank of Dick
A "financial institution" dedicated to confidence, certainty, and the appearance of expertise.About Bank of Dick
Bank of Dick is a small, satirical project exploring financial language, institutional confidence, and the strange rituals of money culture.
It is written from the perspective of people who believe:
- wealth is a personality trait
- reassurance is a product
- certainty is something you can sell
The articles in Insights are intentionally exaggerated.
They are not financial advice.
They are a character study.
If you’ve ever felt the subtle pressure of professional certainty — the kind that sounds expensive, even when it says nothing — you already understand the premise.
Bank of Dick is not here to help.
It is here to sound like it is.
Bank of Dick is a work of satire.
The articles, insights, and opinions expressed here are fictional and intended for entertainment.
No information on this site should be considered accurate, actionable, or advisable.
By continuing, you acknowledge that confidence does not imply competence.